This is the light thats been in our kitchen for the past 3 years. It definitely packs a punch. GG refuses to let anyone cut it off. Night time, day time its on. God forbid you turn it off she says we're trying to kill her. Me in particular.
It doesnt end there. The upstairs light has to stay on and so does the porch light.
For those of you who dont know, I just had a baby 15days ago. 2 days ago at 5am I heard a loud banging on the wall, so I jumped up to see what was going on. The upstairs light had burnt out and now GG was on the war path. She caught herself trying to be Sherlock Holmes and investigating this heinous crime. I was the prime suspect. She said she knows it was me because I want her dead so I can take her room, not only that, but so that I can throw parties without her talking smack.(never mind the fact that im married w/5 kids) After 2 min of deep contemplation she says "oh it couldnt've been you, you just had a baby". WTF?!?! This comes 5 days after the huge light in the kitchen burns out (a case in which I was undoubtly a suspect but the evidence was PURELY circumstantial and..... we didnt change the bulbs for 3 years).
- Your room isnt big enough to get me to commit murder,
- Where would my kids be through these parties you speak of?
- Why the hell do you need the light on during the day? Its DAY!!
IDK I'm Confused as hell
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